Collection - Totally Useless Flashcards

Tobey's special flashcards

So people have been telling Tobey all his life, “Tobey, you need to follow your dreams.” But its really hard to remember dreams so Tobey made some flashcards. If he studies them all the time, maybe that will lead to life purpose, being famous on Tweeter, fancy cheese boards, & writing a book that Oprah says everybody should read. 

What happens:

Tobey makes a flashcard. There's gonna be 3. Imagine they're wrapped in foil and you're super excited to open them and then it turns out that, bummer, they are NOT pokieman cards.

Whats going on in there?:

It looks like Tobey here has some "reoccurring" themes in his dreamerworlds. Sigmand Froid would calls these "repressed sexy things" but he did a ton of cocaine so let's ignore that and just call them "ICONS"

Whats the big deal about an ICON?:

Every once in a bluemoon while, Tobey will release a special

ICON cOMPUTERcOIN

on the collection page. 

Whatever computer coin wallet owns that ICON will receive 50% of the first sale of any flashcard containing that ICON. The first icon is a bottle. Everytime Tobey here dreams about a bottle and puts it in one of his flashcards, that lucky computer coin owner gets sent 1/2 the first sale. It's like if somebody gave Tobey here a packet of poptarts, he's gonna give you one of those poptarts. an entire poptart  thats pretty generous if you ask Tobey.

What if theres two or more ICON owners in a flashcard:

The total number of Tobey flashcards owned by the floppydisk wallet will determine who gets the 50%. If it is a tie then there will be a flash jeopardy contest hosted by Tobey on Twitter and it will be a really great time. 

Tobey, I don't think I want to pay anything for these indexcard drawings of your inner thoughts and feelings:

Of course you dont. Tobey will periodically do SPECIAL GIVEAWAYS on Tweeter based on a riddle that involves the entire flashcard collection. The winner gets a free Tobey flashcard that you can, like most pamphlets given out in public places, throw away immediately.

More updates will be added to this blogger place as this project continues to get: 

• painfully complicated
• convoluted 
• cat walks on keyboard

Check it all out on the "OpenSeas"

Why chains are inside blocks and how you know how to get your coins there.

 Hello so its time for Tobey here to get "technical" about the computer art coins that hes been talking about all over tweeters and the other parts of the internet, the ETHerwebs, and then also the third web (theres a lot of webs to keep track of, pls be careful)

so why "block up" the chains online? who is doing this? who are they doing it with? who are you when youre blocking-up-the-chains? tobey asks the hard "who" questions because personal identity is a big part of living on and inside the internet web. 

If you, for an example to give, wanted to drop all your paper money inside the block and have it transform into money thats stored someplace like a floppydisc folder, then theres some work that needs to be done.  Its not all fun and games like tobey here thought dealing with computer coins and art tokens would be.  YOU have to get up every morning and look at lines on the charts and rub your chin and say "hmmmmm yes the market is looking like the birds & the Bears today"   and then you should click around a couple times and maybe youre like Tobey here and you end up taking a quiz on buzzfeed about what your spirit animal is (ostrich)

Profit loss statements, vanishing point horizon,  integrated stock options, selling at the loss,  buying the highs, encroachment on the kicker -- you need to learn them all, and more importantly, use these terms around friends and family AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to ensure that things are in order. Do you want to be sitting behind the desk that has that nice wooden name tag thing with the brass plate and that also says what you do on the bottom?  Yes you do and so does tobey. thats why we're all here.

SO when your thinking about your coins remember to stay safe and use words that you hear and that sound good in sentences,  even if your not 100% sure what they mean because nobody out there really knows what their saying much anyways

Your friend 😎

Tobey

Tobeys burning for $ASH

 okay, so famous artist Pak said to burn his computer art so thats what Tobey is doing

making some videos and mailing out letters to get the word out,   becasue I havent heard from Pak yet (i think he is really really busy) and it would be really nice and cool to get these out into the world and out of tobeys computer.  super passionate about the ASH community, almost as much as poptarts but maybe not that much yet because thats a lot of passion.  

heres the link to tobeys computer coin token arts:

https://opensea.io/collection/did-i-do-this-right

please put your hearts on them and ill be super stoked.

Tobeys just getting started everybody. 

You help him out and he’ll let you know when he’s lighting more art on fire.

HOw you launch NFT computer arts

alright ppl this is the big hot topic right now so its time for Tobey here to tackle the hard questions:

How do you do it, NFTS that is? ; Where do they go and how do I see them anymore? ; Why does somebody have to take them away? Will they be OK? (aka are they "going to the farm"  -- dont worry no they are not) ; what about money $$$

Well dont worry becuase Tobeys about to dive in okay ready   here it goes.

How do you do it? You put them in the computer.  Floppy drive, disc drive, "flasher jump" drive, ethernet. You name it you got it. Next, they're in that computer now forever.  Next, you SELL THAT COMPUTER and now that new person has the NFT --- this is called "MINTING" and it will cost somebody money to do all this, because people have to mine for things somewhere but don't worry about that just sell your computer to friendly stranger who wants your computer arts.

Where are they? In that computer forever. Sometimes they show up on the OPENSEAs so look out there and then if you DO see them you can wave. And if your NFT is a looped video of a hand waving, then technically your NFT will be waving back.    "HELLO I MISS YOU <3"

Everybody grows up sometimes and has to leave their grandmas basement. Just like your NFT,  Tobey is scared to go out into the "real" world.   dont be a helicopter art parent and be more like the kid who frees the whale in that movie about freeing the whale. You dont have to worry about your NFT after that because they will be SAFE and SOUND inside somebodys wallet becuase remember that people keep wallets in their back pocket and that will keep them warm and safe and sometimes they sit on that pocket but they won't get squished becuase they are squares  and squares are flat.

Tobey's uncle Rick says "it takes money to take money"  but he was in prison for a long time so maybe its not the greatest idea to listen to him BUT  he does have a ton of one-dollar bills around so he must be doing something right.  Be warned that your computer is NOT AN ATM   the number of times Tobey jammed bills into the disc drive and lost his allowance  

Anyway. No you are completely ready to launch your NFT.

Have fun and stay safe

😎Tobey

why you put gas in your NFTs

 so guys its really importnat that your NFTs can actually be where they need to be and for that to happen you need to have the gas that gets there. just like how you fill up your 2006 toyota corolla, you ALSO need to fill up your computer arts. becuase out there theres "MINERS" in the OpenSeas and those "MINERS" need to dig for the gas. And so. They need gas too I think. ANd. I'll come back to this later on.

So you put the gas in your computer  and I go to the sunoco down the street from my memaw's house because she doesnt want me driving too far,  and the peeple there are going to look at you funny but just fill up that computer  I wasnt sure where it goes so i just gave it a good soak. from here the computer doesnt work so great anymore, so i forgot to tell you to make sure your NFT is inside it already (see that other post I wrote) and then the gas being in there WITH the NFT will make it all work out somehow. Then, you put all of that "on the ground" and you will have dropped your NFT for everybody to buy it and nobody will be able to buy it until it is covered in gasoline and is on the ground in front of your house   i tried putting it in the backyard becasue of the smell but i wasnt getting very good foot traffic at all.

TY for staying tuned 😎 and still stayed tuned, more 

 Tobey

HOw your dropping #NFTart

 So ppl ask all the time about drops and droppings for the #NFTs  and there are so so so many discords on the topic so Tobey here thought "its time" and hes blogging about dropsing on the ground your #NFT arts & crafts today

SO very first thing you do is  you put the NFT artwork into your computer and wonce thats all done then you let everybody know that your going to put that computer on the ground then ppl can buy it off the ground becase it was "dropped" on the ground! theres where the word "drop" comes from and why its called that

so what your going to want to start doing is looking on the ground for those computers and Tobey hasn't found one yet but hes still looking   and so should you.

until next time,

😎 Tobey

NFTS and what the ARE

 yo so this is Tobey here and im here to talk about NFTs okay. so NFTs are artwork that goes into the computer and then it lives inside of the computer forever and then all your friends can BUY THAT COMPUTER   so it's pretty neat.  also my friend @muratpak makes them and they have are a ton of really really cool fun on the internet. 

follow my tweeters at https://twitter.com/N_F_Tobey pls and you can get the updates about all my NFT artworks that im making to sell to the pirates on the OpenSea