HOw you launch NFT computer arts

alright ppl this is the big hot topic right now so its time for Tobey here to tackle the hard questions:

How do you do it, NFTS that is? ; Where do they go and how do I see them anymore? ; Why does somebody have to take them away? Will they be OK? (aka are they "going to the farm"  -- dont worry no they are not) ; what about money $$$

Well dont worry becuase Tobeys about to dive in okay ready   here it goes.

How do you do it? You put them in the computer.  Floppy drive, disc drive, "flasher jump" drive, ethernet. You name it you got it. Next, they're in that computer now forever.  Next, you SELL THAT COMPUTER and now that new person has the NFT --- this is called "MINTING" and it will cost somebody money to do all this, because people have to mine for things somewhere but don't worry about that just sell your computer to friendly stranger who wants your computer arts.

Where are they? In that computer forever. Sometimes they show up on the OPENSEAs so look out there and then if you DO see them you can wave. And if your NFT is a looped video of a hand waving, then technically your NFT will be waving back.    "HELLO I MISS YOU <3"

Everybody grows up sometimes and has to leave their grandmas basement. Just like your NFT,  Tobey is scared to go out into the "real" world.   dont be a helicopter art parent and be more like the kid who frees the whale in that movie about freeing the whale. You dont have to worry about your NFT after that because they will be SAFE and SOUND inside somebodys wallet becuase remember that people keep wallets in their back pocket and that will keep them warm and safe and sometimes they sit on that pocket but they won't get squished becuase they are squares  and squares are flat.

Tobey's uncle Rick says "it takes money to take money"  but he was in prison for a long time so maybe its not the greatest idea to listen to him BUT  he does have a ton of one-dollar bills around so he must be doing something right.  Be warned that your computer is NOT AN ATM   the number of times Tobey jammed bills into the disc drive and lost his allowance  

Anyway. No you are completely ready to launch your NFT.

Have fun and stay safe

😎Tobey