So people have been telling Tobey all his life, “Tobey, you need to follow your dreams.” But its really hard to remember dreams so Tobey made some flashcards. If he studies them all the time, maybe that will lead to life purpose, being famous on Tweeter, fancy cheese boards, & writing a book that Oprah says everybody should read.
What happens:
Tobey makes a flashcard. There's gonna be 3. Imagine they're wrapped in foil and you're super excited to open them and then it turns out that, bummer, they are NOT pokieman cards.
Whats going on in there?:
It looks like Tobey here has some "reoccurring" themes in his dreamerworlds. Sigmand Froid would calls these "repressed sexy things" but he did a ton of cocaine so let's ignore that and just call them "ICONS"
Whats the big deal about an ICON?:
Every once in a bluemoon while, Tobey will release a special
ICON cOMPUTERcOIN
on the collection page.
Whatever computer coin wallet owns that ICON will receive 50% of the first sale of any flashcard containing that ICON. The first icon is a bottle. Everytime Tobey here dreams about a bottle and puts it in one of his flashcards, that lucky computer coin owner gets sent 1/2 the first sale. It's like if somebody gave Tobey here a packet of poptarts, he's gonna give you one of those poptarts. an entire poptart thats pretty generous if you ask Tobey.
What if theres two or more ICON owners in a flashcard:
- painfully complicated
- convoluted
- cat walks on keyboard
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