What's going on here:

Congratulations. You've unfortunately found Tobey's blog
on this internet "web page" you will find some things that Tobey made — and also some of his thoughts & feelings on important "hot topics" like the ETHernet 3, blocks and the chains, and of course, Not Fundigdable Tokens
buckle your seatbelts because thats the only way you survive a horrific train wreck

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Tobeys burning for $ASH

 okay, so famous artist Pak said to burn his computer art so thats what Tobey is doing

making some videos and mailing out letters to get the word out,   becasue I havent heard from Pak yet (i think he is really really busy) and it would be really nice and cool to get these out into the world and out of tobeys computer.  super passionate about the ASH community, almost as much as poptarts but maybe not that much yet because thats a lot of passion.  


heres the link to tobeys computer coin token arts:

https://opensea.io/collection/did-i-do-this-right







please put your hearts on them and ill be super stoked.


Tobeys just getting started everybody. 

You help him out and he’ll let you know when he’s lighting more art on fire.

Thursday, March 10, 2022

HOw you launch NFT computer arts

alright ppl this is the big hot topic right now so its time for Tobey here to tackle the hard questions:


How do you do it, NFTS that is? ; Where do they go and how do I see them anymore? ; Why does somebody have to take them away? Will they be OK? (aka are they "going to the farm"  -- dont worry no they are not) ; what about money $$$

Well dont worry becuase Tobeys about to dive in okay ready   here it goes.

How do you do it? You put them in the computer.  Floppy drive, disc drive, "flasher jump" drive, ethernet. You name it you got it. Next, they're in that computer now forever.  Next, you SELL THAT COMPUTER and now that new person has the NFT --- this is called "MINTING" and it will cost somebody money to do all this, because people have to mine for things somewhere but don't worry about that just sell your computer to friendly stranger who wants your computer arts.

Where are they? In that computer forever. Sometimes they show up on the OPENSEAs so look out there and then if you DO see them you can wave. And if your NFT is a looped video of a hand waving, then technically your NFT will be waving back.    "HELLO I MISS YOU <3"

Everybody grows up sometimes and has to leave their grandmas basement. Just like your NFT,  Tobey is scared to go out into the "real" world.   dont be a helicopter art parent and be more like the kid who frees the whale in that movie about freeing the whale. You dont have to worry about your NFT after that because they will be SAFE and SOUND inside somebodys wallet becuase remember that people keep wallets in their back pocket and that will keep them warm and safe and sometimes they sit on that pocket but they won't get squished becuase they are squares  and squares are flat.

Tobey's uncle Rick says "it takes money to take money"  but he was in prison for a long time so maybe its not the greatest idea to listen to him BUT  he does have a ton of one-dollar bills around so he must be doing something right.  Be warned that your computer is NOT AN ATM   the number of times Tobey jammed bills into the disc drive and lost his allowance  

Anyway. No you are completely ready to launch your NFT.

Have fun and stay safe

😎Tobey



Wednesday, March 2, 2022

why you put gas in your NFTs

 so guys its really importnat that your NFTs can actually be where they need to be and for that to happen you need to have the gas that gets there. just like how you fill up your 2006 toyota corolla, you ALSO need to fill up your computer arts. becuase out there theres "MINERS" in the OpenSeas and those "MINERS" need to dig for the gas. And so. They need gas too I think. ANd. I'll come back to this later on.

So you put the gas in your computer  and I go to the sunoco down the street from my memaw's house because she doesnt want me driving too far,  and the peeple there are going to look at you funny but just fill up that computer  I wasnt sure where it goes so i just gave it a good soak. from here the computer doesnt work so great anymore, so i forgot to tell you to make sure your NFT is inside it already (see that other post I wrote) and then the gas being in there WITH the NFT will make it all work out somehow. Then, you put all of that "on the ground" and you will have dropped your NFT for everybody to buy it and nobody will be able to buy it until it is covered in gasoline and is on the ground in front of your house   i tried putting it in the backyard becasue of the smell but i wasnt getting very good foot traffic at all.

TY for staying tuned 😎 and still stayed tuned, more 

 Tobey